Stonewick Headstone Set

$29.00~~$42.00~~31% off

25.6 inches tall and 16.5 across — they read at lawn distance, not at your feet
Printed on hardened corrugated board, water-resistant, with a metal ground pole each
Light and flat, so the whole set stores behind a shelf until next October
Blank enough to write on, if you want the names to be yours

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See it in the scene: The Graveyard →

25.6 inches tall, 16.5 across

The stones are not the point. They are what explains the point

A skeleton climbing out of a lawn is a strange sight until there are headstones behind it, and then it is obvious. That is the entire job of this set: it turns a prop into a graveyard, and it does it for less than the cost of the light you would otherwise buy. Each stone comes with a metal ground pole and goes in with one shove.

Tall enough to read at lawn distance

25.6 inches by 16.5. The short ones sold in bags disappear into the grass from the sidewalk, which defeats the purpose — nobody is standing over your flower bed to appreciate them.

Hardened board, water-resistant

They are printed on hardened corrugated board rather than moulded foam. That is the trade: they weigh nothing and store flat behind a shelf, and they are not meant to spend a week in standing rain.

Blank enough to make yours

The faces take a marker. Family names, the year, the dog. A stone with a name somebody recognises does more than a stone that says RIP.

Setting the plot

Put the tallest stone furthest back and slightly off-centre, never directly behind the main piece — a stone right behind a skeleton reads as a headboard. Stagger the rest at different distances so the eye has depth to travel. And leave one leaning. A perfectly upright graveyard is a cemetery; a crooked one is an old cemetery, and old is what you want.

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